The Most Surprising Things Real Couples Say About Porn

We all do it. Okay, maybe not all of us — but statistics have shown that about 40 million Americans are tuned in to (and turned on by) porn. The porn industry rakes in as much as $10 billion per year, and that doesn’t even include free online porn. So, yes — you’re normal. Plus, you can’t stop talking about it. (In fact, it’s about the only thing you wanted to talk about when we posted 10 Things No One Tells You About Married Sex.) We may not be The Kinsey Institute, but we did some research of our own to find out what people are watching, how they’re watching it and who they’re watching it with. Here are six of the best quotes we heard (you won’t believe number four!).

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"Yeah, sex with one person all the time can get boring. But then with porn, I can pull up my iPhone and there's a world of diversity right at my fingertips without me actually going out and cheating."
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"I'm more into just watching regular couples do the amateur things. I guess I like the J.Crew version of porn."
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"It's been a part of my relationships before, but not with my current boyfriend. He doesn't like porn. I think he thinks it's dirty. So I only watch when he's not home, and it's usually on my computer and then I erase the browsing history. He'd probably think it's weird that I watch it actually."
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"I don't enjoy just straight masturbation amateur videos, but anything else is fair game. My girlfriend really likes outdoor videos, like in the woods. Apparently a lot of people get head when they go hiking. Who knew?"
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"Like, most of the guys you see in pornos have six-pack abs, and I don't. That can make me feel a bit insecure when i'm watching it. But then really, it doesn't matter that much when I'm actually having sex with my wife. It's like, wait, she's not bald down there so who cares if I don't have a six pack? Sex is not as good-looking in real life as it is on screen."
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"Professional porn is just so...fake. Sure, the people are more attractive than they are in most amateur videos, but it doesn't matter. Plus, I like that amateur porn has more of a mix. It's about variety. I'm not interested in porn with women that look like my girlfriend. It's not like I go to YouDontLookLikeMyGirlfriend.com, but I want diversity."
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So that's what you had to say about porn, but what about your faux-porn name? C'mon, you know what I'm talking about. It's when you combine the name of your first pet with the street you grew up on. I'm Dinky King -- and you are? Let me know in the comments below.

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